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W I S H L I S T |
Top Priorities:
- 150 Gallon home-heating oil tanks
- Working industrial Xerox machine
- Solar Panels
- Really good storm windows
- Our neighbor's parking lot or other nearby land
Sort of close-to-top priorities:
- Power Drill
- Electric (MIG) welder
- Snake sheds
- Tattoo equipment + inks
- Plants!
- Fabric Dyes
- Crossbow ammo
- Blank high-bias cassette tapes
- Leather of various colors + thicknesses
- Free plane tickets to anywhere
- Pinion gear for a letterpress machine
- Someone who can figure out how to build us a roof garden/deck without compromising our warantee
- Chop Saw
- Large Format Scanner
- Gibson Melody Maker JR (1965-73)
- Letterpress type and dingbats
- Non-flammable sound proofing for recording studio
- BBQ Grill
- Pump organ
- Old video collections
- An intern to update our website
Really nice things we wish we had:
- 7 full size memory foams
- Wig wardrobe
- Orgone accumulator
- More time
- Sassy magazine
- Horse apples
- Sexy lingerie
- Copies of Unica Zurn's "The Man of Jasmine", Alfred Jarry's "Opinions and Exploits of Dr. Faustroll, Pataphysician", the film "Ghosts of the Civil Dead"
- A pallet of soaps from Dr. Bronner's
- Barrel of dried turkish figs
- Corsican mint flats
Use of asummer beach house on Block Island